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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist DeejersthecatFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Months
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS.

Tue Nov 24, 2009, 8:34 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HYPED UP.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IM HYPED UP ON YOU HAPPY BUNDLE OF STICKS?
THIS FUCKING SHIT

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS SHIT IS LIKE BATTERY ACID MIXED WITH CRACK COCAINE FEEL THAT SHIT BURN. THIS LIQUID IS SO GOOD AND BURNS SO MUCH IT MAKES ANYONE WHO DRINKS WHISKEY LOOK LIKE A PANSY. YOU THINK YOUVE TASTED BAD? WELL THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN"T TASTED THIS HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR AN ENERGY BOOST.

I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOUR A LUMBERJACK YOULL STILL EMBRACE YOUR INNER LITTLE GIRL FACING THIS SHIT. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN DRINKING THIS OR LICKING A RAZOR BLADE YOU'D PROBABLY CHOOSE THE RAZOR BECAUSE THIS SHIT ITS NASTY.
IF YOU DRINK THIS SHIT YOU CAN FUCK YOUR BEST FRIENDS MOM AND DOMINATE IN HALO FOR 72 HOUR STRAIGHT AT THE SAME TIME. FIVE HOUR ENERGY MY HAIRY ASS.

THIS SHIT IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN A DONKEY SHOW. THIS SHIT IS MORE NAUSEATING THAN A BDSM FURRY CONVENTION, CRANK THAT SHIT OUT YO.
IF I WASNT SO DRAINED DRY FROM FUCKING YOUR MOM FOR 12 STRAIGHT HOURS FROM DRINKING THIS ACID IN A CAN I WOULD JACK OFF TO IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOD THAT YOU WOULD PASS UP A CHANCE TO FUCK SHANNON SOSSAMON AND IF YOU SAY NO YOU WOULDNT WANT TO HIT IT ANYWAYS YOU'RE EITHER A PUSSY OR A FAGGOT.
LESBIANS DONT COUNT AS FAGS THEY'RE GODS GIFT TO MANKIND. NOW GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY SIGHT AND GO DRINK THIS SHIT YOU PANTYWAIST I HAVE MASTURBATING TO DO, THE WAY A REAL MAN DOES IT. THATS RIGHT ITS GAY PORN BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY PORN A REAL MAN WOULD WATCH.

  • Mood: Exhilarated
  • Drinking: FIVE HOUR ENERGY HOLY SHIT

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  • Current Residence: Trinidad
  • Interests: movies, sleeping, eating, cosplaying, drawing, failing at life, stealing candy from babies
  • Favourite movie: Coraline, The Nightmare before Christmas, Princess Mononoke, Spirited away
  • Favourite band or musician: The Shins, Bauhause, The Vasilines, Pixies, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lemon Demon, Nightcore
  • Favourite genre of music: ....Rock?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edward Gorey, Tim Burton
  • Favourite style of art: Me likey the art of the digitalness :3
  • Operating System: My laptop named Tweek :D
  • MP3 player of choice: My NEW ipod, (I lost my Mar-Mar) I've decided to name him Jimmy
  • Shell of choice: BIG clam shells
  • Skin of choice: I like my skin...
  • Favourite game: FFx, Super Mario bros, Pac Man
  • Favourite gaming platform: My old obise DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bender, Fry, Freakazoid, Jack Skellington, Sally
  • Personal Quote: YOUR RUINING MY FETISH!
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, paper, my uke ears! erasers, pens AND A BAZOOKA!

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:iconsnf3000:
thanks so much for the fave!!!

:iconheeplz:

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“Yeah, but next time we have to do it in Media class again, because when you’re at home lying on your bed doing it, its not as much fun because no one else is there.”
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:icondeejersthecat:
PPPFFFTTTTTT YOUR SO WELCOME BBY.

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:iconsnf3000:
OH GODS :D


:iconilavplz:

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“Yeah, but next time we have to do it in Media class again, because when you’re at home lying on your bed doing it, its not as much fun because no one else is there.”
click here for full story!: [link]
:icondeejersthecat:
:iconheeplz:

PRRRRRRSSHHHHHHFFTTTT

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:iconhurrplz:

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“Yeah, but next time we have to do it in Media class again, because when you’re at home lying on your bed doing it, its not as much fun because no one else is there.”
click here for full story!: [link]

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